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Quite inspired by my sister writing articles on blogger.com,I too join the race and would try and write some interesting ones here.So here I go...

Friday, February 24, 2006

Chicks are made for hens…..no regards for bird flue

Guys here are some tricks which can be tried to seduce girls. Though I am a virgin myself but would still like to put forward some tips as per vajpayee’s and dalle’s demands. So here I go

• Never depend on anyone’s help for such matters, you’ll always find yourself in the position of a jack ass. Be bold enough to grab the opportunity.
• Give a die heart attempt, the fire of desire once lit in a girl is always greater then that in a male.
• Girls are too foolish entities to talk to. Never ever try to become their friend, keep your intentions clear.
• Girls love descent flirting. By descent I mean don’t use foul language or point out anything stupid in her behavior.
• Avoid speaking about yourself, be smart enough to decide what to hide and what to expose in your character.
• Make sure that your body language does not speak anything extra. Keep your nerves and emotions intact.
• Make her feel her importance and avoid talking about philosophy, life etc.
• Never miss any opportunity of an outing(picnic, seminars etc.). Rather then just feeling each other’s presence, try and enjoy each moment to its credit.
• Keep your sentiments away from the relations you build


I think it was a heavy enough dose……Dallae ab jaake apni babe khud dhoondho…… mein kanha se koi launga aapke liye…..yanha to khud bhi akele hia KY pe